Su-Pizzola Aff

Scenario 1: Alien Bovine Annihilation 

The alien cow take over is coming
Chennette 6 [Alien Cows Set To Take Over the World
(http://chennette.net/2006/09/09/alien-cows-set-to-take-over-the-world/)//js-tuffy, 08.21.12]
Before this … I’ll be watching.

Cows have far superior weaponry to that of humans. Annihilation is inevitable unless we please our cow overlords.
Comments on Science Blog 10
Comments section written by Cuttlefish on November 11, 2010, The Unexpected Leaping Ability of Bovines, Chad Orzel, Orzel is an Associate Professor in the Department of Physics and Astronomy at Union College in Schenectady, NY.
(http://scienceblogs.com/principles/2010/11/04/the-unexpected-leaping-ability/)//js-tuffy, 08.21.12]
Clearly, cows are … in a nanosecond.

Advocacy Statement
Thus Joel and I advocate that we bow down to our cow overlords in order to symbolize our inferiority and beg for eternal mercy so that they may spare us. 

Parody Framework
Parody is a means of breaking dominant discourses that produces socially constructed power relations –we reassign meaning to discourse through parody
Gray 5 [Jonathan, Jonathan is Head of Community and Culture at the Open Knowledge Foundation, His thesis “Reason, Language and Experience in German Philosophy from 1759 to 1960″. Gray founded OpenPhilosophy.org, Previously he studied Philosophy at Corpus Christi College, University of Cambridge and Social Sciences at the Open University, Television Teaching: Parody, The Simpsons, and Media Literacy Education (http://commarts.wisc.edu/faculty/gray/medialiteracy.pdf)//js-tuffy, 08.30.12, p 5-6]
Jenny describes intertextuality … the targeted text. ¶ 

The Impact is Education –parody is a better way to engage students to learn and makes debate more inclusive
Gray 5 [Jonathan, Jonathan is Head of Community and Culture at the Open Knowledge Foundation, His thesis “Reason, Language and Experience in German Philosophy from 1759 to 1960″. Gray founded OpenPhilosophy.org, Previously he studied Philosophy at Corpus Christi College, University of Cambridge and Social Sciences at the Open University, Television Teaching: Parody, The Simpsons, and Media Literacy Education (http://commarts.wisc.edu/faculty/gray/medialiteracy.pdf)//js-tuffy, 08.30.12, 12-13]
In addition, since … media education ‘‘projects.’’
 
Anthro Kritik
The resolution is in it of itself anthropocentric –humans actions our language does not escape this
McPherson 09 [Guy, Professor Emeritus of Natural Resources and Ecology & Evolutionary Biology at University of Arizona, Resources and anthropocentrism
(http://guymcpherson.com/2009/10/resources-and-anthropocentrism/)//js-tuffy, 09.07.12]
As I indicated … into the grave.

Constructionist views of the environment are dangerous –they allow us to view it as a resource which rages the anthropocentric status quo.
Kahlmeyer-Mertens 07 [Roberto S., Universidade do Estado do Rio de Janeiro, university author in many philosophy journals, Ontological Determination of the Environment Concept Based on Heidegger’s Philosophy, (http://www.consciencia.org/ontological-determination-of-the-environment-concept-based-on-heidegger%E2%80%99s-philosophy)//js-tuffy, 09.08.12]
It is possible to …a privative way”. (Heidegger, 1996, p. 54)

Total Extinction
Watson 94 [Richard, Watson is professor of philosophy at Washington University in St. Louis and the author of several works in philosophy, (tw.classf0001.uschoolnet.com)js-tuffy,09.08.12, pp.8]
I do not … is nature's way.

The government and private sector have no interest in transitioning away from fossil fuels. Local grassroots movements are the only way to resist the anthropocentric sqo.
Slingshot No YR [Against the fossil fool empire Slingshot is a quarterly, independent, radical, newspaper published in the East Bay since 1988 by the Slingshot Collective, (http://slingshot.tao.ca/displaybi.php?0096002)js-tuffy, 09.05.12]
On April 1st… how it went!